Ok, so you see this folder?
I’m going to take every person’s URL that reblogs this and I’m going to create a document with it.
Then, I’m going to pair you up with another URL, and every day I will pick a new pair of numbers. URL1 will then become URL2’s Tumblr Stalker.
THAT’S RIGHT. EVERYONE GETS A STALKER.
EVERYONE NEEDS A STALKER.
Why the fuck not?